Hi! I do scary things with peanut butter!

[۞Don Pantalonés!]

I am a person!

You may call me Don Pantalones!

Or Sir Trousers!

Or Fritz MacAffee!

I am certified as a specialist in strange "Head Noises"

Observe...

"ZIPZIPZIP wahGLOOB!!!! ChUcKaWuCkA!!!! Ba-glING!!!!

I am not an ex-convict!

I am not a Satan worshipper

You have no reason to fear me!

Unless I get ahold of peanut butter!

If that happens...beware!!!!!